Fishnuggets?

I am clearly going to need to learn how to suppress my laughter while I read translated web-sites. In this case, however, the spelling errors make we wonder if this wasn't a human production...

4. Marble, stone and fishes

For architects and others the ones that never wanterd to be one but do habe intrests on the development of berlins building history. From the emperor and founding time, berlin reboulding, 70ies and 80ies to the night-tech-glaspalast: stones, from which the Kurfürstendamm was made of. To calm down your nerves a visit in the Berlin Zoo-Aquarium with It’s special nightly openings and extraordinary musicprogram on the occasion of the long shopping night. And the question: When does sharks sleep in Berlin? All inclusive but without any fishnuggets. Tourdates: about 2 hours guided tour, inclusive entrance Zoo-Aquarium with a special nightly program (visiting duration of your own asses).

And later, we achieve ecstasy, apparently...

More than a half a million consumerorientated Berliner and guests of the city are falling into a shopping extasy when it’s says: shopping and amusement unitl late at night! Alltogether around 350 participating residents are offering together with the big fair a successful mixture of shopping and expirience in the heart of Berlin. The sales increases that has been achieved during the past Long shopping nights are trumendous and had made this event to the successfullest shopping-party in Germany.

This is all a bit less surreal (a bit) when you know that most stores are required to close at 8:00 pm, end of story. There's always a silver lining, isn't there? Without that rule, however could one look forward to the Night of Long Shopping?