Bureaucracy and bHP

During the downtime between mundane tasks like faxing my actual college diploma to the relocation agency, I focus on the important decisions:

OR....

Both have their virtues.

The fact that my diploma is in Latin, by the way, didn't have the impressive effect I assume it's intended to have. I was asked for a translation into German and English. Since my high school Latin begins and ends at "mater est in atrium," I asked the school to send a Certificate of Enrollment instead.